I like cabbage. The problem is, that cabbages are never small. In fact, they are usually downright huge.
We bought a cabbage last week that was very big. Like, as big as a cat.
Artemis: You're comparing me to what??
Artemis: Oh. Ok. At least you're taking my picture.
Artemis: What is that thing, anyway?
We've been eating a lot of cabbage this week.